Ponies and perfection and everything else

Oct 21
Oct 21

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

Oct 21
mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

Oct 21

bipolarshinji:

hbnic:

gingersofficial:

tessaviolet:

w.h.a.t.

The fucking first time

I ALMOST CHOKED

i will reblog this every single time it shows up and if you don’t u dont have a heart

Oct 21
wessasaurus-rex:

breakfasttelevision:

My school library gets it

DONE

wessasaurus-rex:

breakfasttelevision:

My school library gets it

DONE

Oct 21

Anonymous said: I like your blue hair :)

Oh thank you <3 its sorta faded to a weird light green cause I was trying to let it leave so I could get a job ;w; (noluckyetwoops) 

Oct 21

justcallmeshayne:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

I can’t wait to be a dad…eventually.

Oct 21
dogstomp:

I don’t enjoy most of this job, but zoning is the best. Pulling all the merchandise to the front and organizing the aisles. So satisfying.

dogstomp:

I don’t enjoy most of this job, but zoning is the best. Pulling all the merchandise to the front and organizing the aisles. So satisfying.

Oct 21
Oct 20

mydisneydaze:

Strategic hand placement. ;)